Banter Central FC end of season awards night – 17th May 2008, Kingston
A fantastic night with a great turn out. Plenty of squad members their too. Amazing how many will turn up when there’s drink being served. A big thanks to our photographer for the evening, Boma Patel and an even bigger, bigger thanks to Legend Dancer, Jim Manhire, for all his efforts in making it a top night in Oceana. Below are the awards and some nice pictures.
BEST LOOKALIKE OF THE SEASON
Rod Stewart and his long, lost brother from Sanderstead Spitfires.
QUOTES OF THE SEASON
Euro: “I could easily score 2-3 goals a game in this league.”
Jonny: “That’s war tactics, that. Steal their water supply and they’ll be fucked.”
Baird: “Pasty, get goal side in case he fucks this up.”
Baird: “Is the semi-final our last game?”
LEAST PROFESSIONAL PLAYER
Hore.
Hangovers, lack of warm-up, lack of effort, spending 20 minutes rummaging around in his bag, once making only one contribution during a match and that was to run to the sidelines to tell his manager that Rod looked just like a Sanderstead player.
FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE SEASON
David Baird’s dive vs. Sovereign, 3rd February 2008.
With Banter chasing the game 3-1 down, he surged into the box with Euro, Wommy and Cling to aim at, he looked up, he drew his leg back and… threw himself to the floor.
LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
Boma.
He spends ages in there… Massive cock.
GOAL OF THE SEASON
Tommy Warburton vs. Croydon Corporation, 14th October 2007.
A corner from Euro was floated to Wommy 12 yards from goal, hit first time he smashed his shot into the top corner.
GOLDEN BOOT WINNER OF THE SEASON
Justin Said.
Euro Boy bagged 11 goals in 22 games.
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER OF THE SEASON
Andrew Hills
Village couldn’t run a bath a year ago, this award is testament to how much he’s come along and gained confidence at full-back. Please ignore moments such as his own goal against Milburn, or the own goal which was disallowed against Hamsey Rangers.
PLAYER’S PLAYER OF THE SEASON
Andrew Sheridan
Tino’s 4 man of the match performances, 4 penalty conversions and all round solidarity saw him voted the man of the season. Can’t understand a word he says, mind.
MANAGER’S PLAYER OF THE SEASON
David Baird
Committed, consistent, a hard worker, will play anywhere you ask him to and scored 8 goals. Also selfish, cheap and enjoys a handball.
THE WOODEN SPOON AWARD
Parin Patel
Boma got found out. He was statistically the worst player in the entire squad. Nobodies record reads like this: Played 12 games of 90 minutes, won 2, lost 10, scored 0, assists 0, team scored 20, team conceded 50, 2 penalties conceded, 2 own goals scored and rock bottom of the Fantasy Football.
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